Texas Wisdom #23

One day Preacher Higgens went to see Billy-Bob Gautama.  He said, “Goat, I don’t mind you being a Buddhist and all, but I can’t help but wish you were a Christian Buddhist.”  “Why, Preacher, that’s just what I am,” said Billy-Bob.  “I got a ‘Support our Troops’ bumper sticker, I don’t want Darwin taught in schools, I think women ought to stay home and make babies, and I spend most of my day tellin’ other folk how they ought to live.  Now, if that don’t make me a Christian, what does?”  Thus Preacher Higgens was Enlightened.

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  1. It makes him a redneck, but not a Christian. For that he has to diss whatever flavors he ain’t. too.

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