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Dog For Hire

Tuli

 

As a result of this incident it seems there may be an opening for an aide to Scott Walker, so I tried to get my dog the job.  I was told Governor Walker didn’t hire dogs. I explained that my dog received food, shelter, and medical coverage in exchange for unquestioning loyalty; was ignorant of nearly everything and completely unconcerned by this; was constantly whining for attention; obeyed his master’s orders without any question as to legality or morality; never had an original thought; and could be counted on to bark and yap at any workman who came near.

He starts on Monday.

 

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Tuli's birthday

I’m recording this here so I can find it.  After consulting with the vet, my best guess for Tuli’s birthday (for those who don’t know, Tuli is a stray yellow Lab that adopted me a couple of months ago) is April 9, 2009.