20 March 2013
by skzb
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One day a woman who was traveling through Texas happened to meet Billy-Bob Gautama. They spoke of the many splendors of Texas and the Manifold Path. Then the woman said, “There is one thing I do not understand. There are … Continue reading
4 March 2013
by skzb
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Once a monk asked Billy-Bob Gautama, “Does a dog have a Buddha nature or not?” Billy-Bob said, “Mu.” The monk smiled and said, “That is the right answer. By saying ‘yes’ you would be thoughtlessly parroting traditional teachings; but by … Continue reading
15 February 2013
by skzb
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One day a sage said to Billy-Bob Gautama, “You must be the change you wish to see in the world.” Billy-Bob considered this, then said, “Well, that don’t sound bad. Only how am I s’posed to be the difference ‘twixt … Continue reading
14 November 2009
by corwin
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One day Chipmonk Joe and Billy-Bob Gautama were sitting around talking. The subject of Wasted Willie Borgess came up. Joe said, “He’s a fucking asshole.” “Now Chip,” said Billy-Bob, “that’s no way to talk. You talk about someone like that, … Continue reading
12 November 2009
by corwin
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One day Sam Puckett was hanging out with Billy-Bob Gautama, sitting around drinking beers. Sam turned on the TV and started flipping channels. “What’s on?” said Billy-Bob. “Nothin’,” said Sam. “Good,” said Billy-Bob. “Let’s watch that.”