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I have been very gratified by the response to my previous post of Stevefirmations. I have heard from people who said they found new meaning in life.  I have heard from people who said they have built deeper relationships with important people in their lives.  I have heard from people who said that red bell peppers are four for $5.00 at Cub, though the peppers didn’t look too good.

With such a response, it seem obligatory for me to continue this important work.  Therefore:

flirting is good nurses

flirting is good firefighters

saving money is good

By skzb

I play the drum.

14 replies on “More Stevenfirmations”

Don’t think of it as being horrified by a cabal of racist, sexist assholes, think of it as an opportunity to identify people who think like you! Flirting is good!

Steven i really love the ER and Christmas card list. ;-) I still hate having to go to the ER anyway.

I’m not going to think of it as having my car in the shop – I’m going to think of it as cutting my carbon footprint this month!

And I’m thinking of it as the sort of eerie ability to shape world’s when we’ve elected a socialist as party leader for the first time in living memory…

I’m more interested doctors than nurses, but it’s hard to flirt with someone when they have a finger up your bum. (there was a medical reason for that, but I can’t remember what it was now).

Don’t think of it as being tried without a lawyer. Think of it as an opportunity to sharpen your rhetorical skills.

Rigorously analyzed argument is good.

Steve, the first one has a typo. It’s saying “… think of it has a …” rather than “… think of it as a …”

But still, very funny

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