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I have been very gratified by the response to my previous post of Stevefirmations. I have heard from people who said they found new meaning in life.  I have heard from people who said they have built deeper relationships with important people in their lives.  I have heard from people who said that red bell peppers are four for $5.00 at Cub, though the peppers didn’t look too good.

With such a response, it seem obligatory for me to continue this important work.  Therefore:

flirting is good nurses

flirting is good firefighters

saving money is good

skzb

Author: skzb

I play the drum.

14 Comments

  1. I’m sensing a gift book opportunity here. Sell ’em in 2 for 1 packs with TEXAS WISDOM.

  2. skzb

    Heh. Not a bad idea.

  3. Don’t think of it as being horrified by a cabal of racist, sexist assholes, think of it as an opportunity to identify people who think like you! Flirting is good!

  4. Steven i really love the ER and Christmas card list. 😉 I still hate having to go to the ER anyway.

  5. I’m not going to think of it as having my car in the shop – I’m going to think of it as cutting my carbon footprint this month!

  6. And I’m thinking of it as the sort of eerie ability to shape world’s when we’ve elected a socialist as party leader for the first time in living memory…

  7. I’m more interested doctors than nurses, but it’s hard to flirt with someone when they have a finger up your bum. (there was a medical reason for that, but I can’t remember what it was now).

  8. Steve, without you I never would have even thought of burning down my house in order to improve my love life!

  9. Don’t think of it as being tried without a lawyer. Think of it as an opportunity to sharpen your rhetorical skills.

    Rigorously analyzed argument is good.

  10. Steve, the first one has a typo. It’s saying “… think of it has a …” rather than “… think of it as a …”

    But still, very funny

  11. skzb

    Don’t think of it as a typo, think of it as a test of your editorial skills. Proofreading is good.

  12. I’ve been Stevefirminized!

  13. Don’t think of the following as a horrible joke. Think of it as revenge you can take on the next person that tells you a horrible joke:

    Q: What’s a vulture’s favorite luggage?
    A. Carry-on.

    Q: What’s a vulture’s favorite luggage in Kansas?
    A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al12WO5x23w&index=3&list=PLUjZ-3a3MlwXmXbxYDlL1P9FiHlFKK7NL

  14. …I didn’t mean to kill the thread. :o\

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