I have been very gratified by the response to my previous post of Stevefirmations. I have heard from people who said they found new meaning in life. I have heard from people who said they have built deeper relationships with important people in their lives. I have heard from people who said that red bell peppers are four for $5.00 at Cub, though the peppers didn’t look too good.
With such a response, it seem obligatory for me to continue this important work. Therefore:
I’m sensing a gift book opportunity here. Sell ’em in 2 for 1 packs with TEXAS WISDOM.
Heh. Not a bad idea.
Don’t think of it as being horrified by a cabal of racist, sexist assholes, think of it as an opportunity to identify people who think like you! Flirting is good!
Steven i really love the ER and Christmas card list. ;-) I still hate having to go to the ER anyway.
I’m not going to think of it as having my car in the shop – I’m going to think of it as cutting my carbon footprint this month!
And I’m thinking of it as the sort of eerie ability to shape world’s when we’ve elected a socialist as party leader for the first time in living memory…
I’m more interested doctors than nurses, but it’s hard to flirt with someone when they have a finger up your bum. (there was a medical reason for that, but I can’t remember what it was now).
Steve, without you I never would have even thought of burning down my house in order to improve my love life!
Don’t think of it as being tried without a lawyer. Think of it as an opportunity to sharpen your rhetorical skills.
Rigorously analyzed argument is good.
Steve, the first one has a typo. It’s saying “… think of it has a …” rather than “… think of it as a …”
But still, very funny
Don’t think of it as a typo, think of it as a test of your editorial skills. Proofreading is good.
I’ve been Stevefirminized!
Don’t think of the following as a horrible joke. Think of it as revenge you can take on the next person that tells you a horrible joke:
Q: What’s a vulture’s favorite luggage?
A. Carry-on.
Q: What’s a vulture’s favorite luggage in Kansas?
A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al12WO5x23w&index=3&list=PLUjZ-3a3MlwXmXbxYDlL1P9FiHlFKK7NL
…I didn’t mean to kill the thread. :o\