I know you aren’t supposed to answer your reviewers, but, hey, rules are made to be broken. I have considered all of my reviews carefully, and it seems to me that it would be worthwhile to investigate some of the literary, epistomological, and political assumptions that underlie some of the things that have been said about my books over the last 31 years.
So, after much thought, here are my replies:
Okay, good point.
Did you even read it?
Your face is boring.
No, you’re wrong, you really liked it.
And you’re another.
Do you eat with that mouth?
Your mom is boring.
Compared to what?
Really? That’s what you got out of that? Are you stupid?
Your mom’s face is boring.
There, that should about cover it.