“I think I carry tension in places that make it not conducive for me to learn the didgeridoo.”
Sentences I Did Not Expect To Hear Today #1
March 4th, 2008 by skzb · 8 Comments
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“I think I carry tension in places that make it not conducive for me to learn the didgeridoo.”
Tags: Life
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8 responses so far ↓
1 Konrad // Mar 4, 2008 at 5:45 pm
So what were the other 16 sentences you didn’t expect to hear today?
2 Kiki // Mar 4, 2008 at 6:22 pm
Doesn’t that involve blowing and sucking at the same time?
3 Jason // Mar 4, 2008 at 6:46 pm
I’ve often wondered what kind of tension is conducive to digeridoo education.
I recently had my students write about the worst jobs they’d ever had. One young man, recently (and honorably) discharged from the Marines, said, “War was an issue.”
My favorite understatement of all time.
That didn’t go into the computer file I keep entitled “Dumb Things I Have Read.”
4 Merric // Mar 4, 2008 at 7:57 pm
“Gary Gygax died today.” Unfortunately, that’s the sentence I didn’t expect to hear.
5 Miramon // Mar 4, 2008 at 10:10 pm
Where’s the tension? Internets have the answer!
Wikipedia: A 2005 study, published in the British Medical Journal, found that learning and practicing the didgeridoo helped reduce snoring and sleep apnea, as well as daytime sleepiness. This appears to work by strengthening muscles in the upper airway, thus reducing their tendency to collapse during sleep.
6 skzb // Mar 4, 2008 at 10:46 pm
The level of geekdom in this parts frightens me.
I hope you understand that I mean that in the most complimentary sense.
7 Joan // Mar 5, 2008 at 1:32 am
That’s a tough instrument…especially the breathing…but it is definitely a fun instrument to say…I love using it in sentences where completely inappropriate.
8 schmwarf // Mar 5, 2008 at 7:19 pm
miramon: that is interesting on the apnea part. Learning the instrument can cure my sleep issue and be cool at the same time.
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