Category: Texas Wisdom

“The duck flies up whether you got the shotgun ready or not, so you may as well have it ready.”

— Billy-Bob Gautama

“Pro-active.  That’s a new word they made up.  It means you’re s’posed to scratch yourself before you start to itch.  Dang.”

— Billy-Bob Gautama

“When you seek it, you cannot find it; prob’ly cuz you stuck it in that cupboard in the shed and put paint cans in front of it.”

— Billy-Bob Gautama

“Truth appears  when the mind is empty.  That’s why I sleep so much.”

— Billy-Bob Gautama

“Listen to the birds in the oak trees.  Watch a sunrise on the prairie.  Taste the air in an open field, at least when it don’t smell like manure.”

— Billy-Bob Gautama