Category: Steve

“When you seek it, you cannot find it; prob’ly cuz you stuck it in that cupboard in the shed and put paint cans in front of it.”

— Billy-Bob Gautama

“Truth appears  when the mind is empty.  That’s why I sleep so much.”

— Billy-Bob Gautama

“Listen to the birds in the oak trees.  Watch a sunrise on the prairie.  Taste the air in an open field, at least when it don’t smell like manure.”

— Billy-Bob Gautama

“When you’re deluded, every statement is an ulcer; when you’re enlightened, every word is wisdom; when you got a blister on your foot, every step’s a bitch.”

— Billy-Bob Gautama

One day Frankie Dell was talking to Billy-Bob Gautama.  He said, “Goat, how old are you?”  “I’m forty-seven,” said Billy-Bob.  “Now, that can’t be right,” said Frankie.  “Last time I asked you, you said you were forty-seven, and that must have been at least two years ago.”  Billy-Bob shrugged and said, “You think I’d change my mind so soon?”