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Payback’s a Bitch, Isn’t it, Scott?

Gentleman Bastards

Tune: My Little Pony

My Little Bastards, Gentlemen Bastards
What will today’s big caper be?
My Little Bastards, Gentleman Bastards
Let’s loot a pirate ship on the sea!
What are you stealing?  Is it appealing?
Will Father Chains make you share?
My Little Bastards, Gentlemen Bastards
Hey look! That’s Sabatha there.
Let’s all go back to the lair.

By Jennifer Melchert and me, inspired by @zarhooie and the god Nemesis

By skzb

I play the drum.

10 replies on “Payback’s a Bitch, Isn’t it, Scott?”

I fail to find words that accurately express the magnitude of my ambivalence towards this whole concept, let alone this particular specimen…

Marty and Rusty, the Truest Detectives
Chasing down the yellow king
Marty and Rusty, the Truest Detectives
They can make the witness sing!
Down in the bayou, McConaghey Matthew
He’s existentially mad
Marty and Rusty, the Truest Detectives
They can make everyone sad,
Carcosa makes everyone sad!

My Little Gentleman Bastards t-shirts. Thievery is magic! (And the rich will certainly remember if everyone’s wearing the message on their chests.)

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