The Dream Café

Steven Brust: “A masterful storyteller of contagious glee and self-deprecating badassery” —Skyler White


  1. Though you may travel the world to find the beautiful brain, you must have it within you or you will taste it not.

  2. And where is Billy-Bob when you need him? I’m pretty sure he would have a shotgun at hand for this onslaught….

  3. A zombie approaches Billy-Bob Gautama saying, “Brains in, brains out.”

    Billy-Bob replies, “Lead in, lead out.”, putting his shotgun up to the zombie’s head and pulling the trigger.

    Thus, the zombie was enlightened.

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