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Zombie Wisdom #3

Before enlightenment: Shed skin and eat brains.

After enlightenment: Shed skin and eat brains.

 

By skzb

I play the drum.

3 replies on “Zombie Wisdom #3”

And where is Billy-Bob when you need him? I’m pretty sure he would have a shotgun at hand for this onslaught….

A zombie approaches Billy-Bob Gautama saying, “Brains in, brains out.”

Billy-Bob replies, “Lead in, lead out.”, putting his shotgun up to the zombie’s head and pulling the trigger.

Thus, the zombie was enlightened.

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