Before enlightenment: Shed skin and eat brains.
After enlightenment: Shed skin and eat brains.
Zombie Wisdom #3
23 August 2013 | 3 Comments
The Dream Café
Steven Brust: “A masterful storyteller of contagious glee and self-deprecating badassery” —Skyler White
23 August 2013 at 1:44 pm
Though you may travel the world to find the beautiful brain, you must have it within you or you will taste it not.
23 August 2013 at 3:52 pm
And where is Billy-Bob when you need him? I’m pretty sure he would have a shotgun at hand for this onslaught….
26 August 2013 at 9:30 am
A zombie approaches Billy-Bob Gautama saying, “Brains in, brains out.”
Billy-Bob replies, “Lead in, lead out.”, putting his shotgun up to the zombie’s head and pulling the trigger.
Thus, the zombie was enlightened.