Category: Texas Wisdom

“Air conditioning is impermanent. Be a fan unto yourself.”

— Billy-Bob Gautama

Radio ballgame,
A bottle of Shiner Bock:
Here is nirvana.
— Billy-Bob Gautama

“Only spirit is eternal.  And a bad case of the itch.” — Billy-Bob Gautama

“Work is love made visible.  What’s that mean?  Nuthin’.  But it sounds deep, don’t it?  Dang.”

— Billy-Bob Gautama

“Whoever knows himself knows God.  Whoever knows how to make corn liquor can see God any time he wants.”

–Billy-Bob Gautama