One day Annie Sue Perkins came to visit Billy-Bob Gautama and said, “Goat, if I freely explore my sensual needs and desires, am I in danger of harming my spiritual growth?” Billy-Bob said, “Get in the truck, bitch.” This is how Annie Sue Perkins achieved enlightenment.
Category: Texas Wisdom
Texas Wisdom #2
One day Bubba went to Billy-Bob Gautama and said, “I get up every morning at 6:30am for work, and then all day I feel like a fool. Goat, why is that?” Billy-Bob said, “Cause you ain’t got no job.” In that moment, Bubba achieved enlightenment.
Texas Wisdom #1
“If you put your car on blocks, it’ll save the tires. But she won’t get you too far.” — Billy-Bob Gautama