Category: Texas Wisdom

One day Annie Sue Perkins came to visit Billy-Bob Gautama and said, “Goat, if I freely explore my sensual needs and desires, am I in danger of harming my spiritual growth?”  Billy-Bob said, “Get in the truck, bitch.”  This is how Annie Sue Perkins achieved enlightenment.

One day Bubba went to Billy-Bob Gautama and said, “I get up every morning at 6:30am for work, and then all day I feel like a fool.  Goat, why is that?” Billy-Bob said, “Cause you ain’t got no job.”  In that moment, Bubba achieved enlightenment.

“If you put your car on blocks, it’ll save the tires.  But she won’t get you too far.” — Billy-Bob Gautama