Category: Texas Wisdom

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One day Bubba went to Billy-Bob Gautama and said, “I get up every morning at 6:30am for work, and then all day I feel like a fool.  Goat, why is that?” Billy-Bob said, “Cause you ain’t got no job.”  In that moment, Bubba achieved enlightenment.

“If you put your car on blocks, it’ll save the tires.  But she won’t get you too far.” — Billy-Bob Gautama