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Category: Texas Wisdom

Texas Wisdom #3

One day Annie Sue Perkins came to visit Billy-Bob Gautama and said, “Goat, if I freely explore my sensual needs and desires, am I in danger of harming my spiritual growth?”  Billy-Bob said, “Get in the truck, bitch.”  This is how Annie Sue Perkins achieved enlightenment.

Posted on 14 July 2009Author corwinCategories Steve, Texas WisdomLeave a comment on Texas Wisdom #3

Texas Wisdom #2

One day Bubba went to Billy-Bob Gautama and said, “I get up every morning at 6:30am for work, and then all day I feel like a fool.  Goat, why is that?” Billy-Bob said, “Cause you ain’t got no job.”  In that moment, Bubba achieved enlightenment.

Posted on 13 July 2009Author corwinCategories Steve, Texas WisdomLeave a comment on Texas Wisdom #2

Texas Wisdom #1

“If you put your car on blocks, it’ll save the tires.  But she won’t get you too far.” — Billy-Bob Gautama

Posted on 12 July 2009Author corwinCategories Steve, Texas WisdomLeave a comment on Texas Wisdom #1

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