Dog For Hire



As a result of this incident it seems there may be an opening for an aide to Scott Walker, so I tried to get my dog the job.  I was told Governor Walker didn’t hire dogs. I explained that my dog received food, shelter, and medical coverage in exchange for unquestioning loyalty; was ignorant of nearly everything and completely unconcerned by this; was constantly whining for attention; obeyed his master’s orders without any question as to legality or morality; never had an original thought; and could be counted on to bark and yap at any workman who came near.

He starts on Monday.