I want to make it clear that this is NOT MY FAULT.  My friend @Jenphalian held a gun to my head and MADE me do this.  AGAINST MY WILL.

Anyway, there’s a new, um, thing on my homepage, available for free download.  Any complaints should be addressed to her.



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35 thoughts on “Paarfirotica”

  1. Having trouble feeling shame for this.


    I think you ought to consider reading it at upcoming cons, actually.

  2. That was tremendously awful in the best possible way! And you should _definitely_ read it at cons.

  3. @Jenphalian – Genius (caution: I might be biased)

    @skzb – also genius (but would not read at cons)

  4. Reading this = much better than the editing I should be doing!

    Also, I agree with Davia’s comment :) :) :)

  5. Clearly, he can’t make it as a porn writer. I mean, look at how he neglected to mention the origins of the sensitivity of skin, and failed to compare the arousal of a Lyorn with that of a Dzur, and go on to contrast them with those of other houses. These literary types are just too obsessed with brevity to do the subject justice.

  6. can’t. stop. giggling.

    Thank you for this, and I (I have, I fear, lost track of the number, though I know for certain I do not second it, I cannot, in good faith, be more precise), but I also express the hope you shall read it at future cons.

  7. Towards the end, I reached the tentative conclusion that Paarfi was becoming distracted by something, and the dialogue he records is no more than a sketch of events.

  8. Up next, Paarfi’s new work: Fifty Shades of Dragaera!

    jenphalian: I’ve not met you, but I like you. Thanks for insisting!

    Steve: You wrong! (In all the right ways) See you in a few days!

  9. Chris B. – I stand corrected, for verily it would be Seventeen Shades of Dragaera. Quite right!

  10. That was hotter than I expected, in a het, vanilla sort of way. I suppose it’s a little ‘kinky’ in the mixed-house aspect, but that’s not my kink :-)

  11. Fifty One Shades of Grey? With a prologue and an Afterword? Or should that be with three of each?

  12. I’m with Emma… I was cringing with what I was certain was going to be a far more “wordy” dialog. While it was definitely Paarfi, he did not do the subject adequate justice. In fact, I was convinced he’d be so caught up in the dialog that they’d never consummate.
    I admit I was quite relieved that they did though, and enjoyed it thoroughly, thank you!

  13. Absolutely Hilarious!! and yet…..reading it w/proper female accomplice at ComicCon would be a true highlight……

  14. I’ve been searching your site for the link so I can read this story, but I’ve had no luck. Is it no longer available?

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