The Dream Café

Steven Brust: “A masterful storyteller of contagious glee and self-deprecating badassery” —Skyler White

Texas Wisdom #20


The Four Virtues:

1. Eternity:  Your truck will last a long time if you take good care of it.

2. Joy: It’s fun to get drunk with Wasted Willie Borgess.

3. Personality: The couch sitting on your front porch doesn’t look like the couch sitting on anyone else’s front porch.

4. Assurance: Never let ’em know they got to you.

Billy-Bob Gautama


Author: corwin

Site administrative account, so probably Corwin, Felix or DD-B.


  1. and,
    The Sole Imperative
    Compassion: if you’re not an affliction on your neighbors the odds of getting your truck jump-started at need improve greatly.

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