One day a thief broke into Billy-Bob Gautama’s house, only to discover there was nothing to steal. Billy-Bob returned and caught him and said, “Friend, I’m sorry I have nothing. But you shouldn’t leave empty handed, so at least take a drink of this corn liquor.” The thief gratefully drank the corn liquor, and continued drinking until he passed out. Then Billy-Bob dragged him out of the house, took his clothes, shaved his head, and had his coon hound urinate on him. It is not known if the thief was Enlightened.
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Never trust someone you tried to f**k over.