Category: Texas Wisdom

“You don’t paint the shack ’cause it builds character, you paint the shack ’cause it needs painting.”

— Billy-Bob Gautama

“Do not seek the truth.  Only cease to cherish opinions.  I mean, other people’s.”

— Billy-Bob Gautama

“Pain in inevitable.  Suffering is optional.  That’s why we have whiskey.”

— Billy-Bob Gautama

“A peaceful mind is the greatest goodness, if you don’t have any beer.”

— Billy-Bob Gautama

“When the mind is mutable like 30-weight oil, truth will enter as through a clean intake manifold, and the emotions will be in harmony like a good mixture in the carburetor, and the soul will be like, I don’t know, some other thing.”
— Billy-Bob Gatuama