The Dream Café

Steven Brust: “A masterful storyteller of contagious glee and self-deprecating badassery” —Skyler White


  1. Once Billy-Bob Gautama ran into a bar,slamming the door behind him, barely keeping out the Cougar that had been chasing him.

    “Billy-Bob,” said Willy-Joe, “I thought death was only an illusion!”

    “‘Course it is,” said Billy-Bob.
    “But I just seen you run like hell into this here bar to get away from that there Couger,” said Willy-Joe.

    “Willy,” said Billy-Bob, “that was just an illusion.”

    And Willy-Joe moved closer to enlightenment, For he is a bit slow, and it will take a few more stories to fully enlighten him.

  2. “I see you got a whole head. I could heal that for you.”

    Seems N’aal might be able to answer Billy-Bob Gautama’s query.

  3. Well, I reckon so.. dependin’ on how good yer aim is.

  4. I’d certainly take a shot at it.

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