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Steven Brust: “A masterful storyteller of contagious glee and self-deprecating badassery” —Skyler White

Texas Wisdom #14


One day it rained so hard that, even after it stopped, there was a puddle at the corner of Alamo Street and Texas Avenue.  Billy-Bob Gautama got his fishing pole, dropped a line into the puddle, and made like he was fishing.  Johnny Nogg came by, saw him, and said, “Hey, Goat, how many have you caught?”  Billy-Bob looked up and said, “You’re the eleventh.”


Author: corwin

Site administrative account, so probably Corwin, Felix or DD-B.


  1. I think I just became Enlightened.

  2. Texas Wisdom #14 made me smile. @1 made me laugh out loud. =^D

  3. I’m beginning to wonder if BBG is a Texas native.

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