Zombie Wisdom #3 Before enlightenment: Shed skin and eat brains. After enlightenment: Shed skin and eat brains. Share this:TwitterFacebookTumblr Published by skzb I play the drum. View all posts by skzb
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Though you may travel the world to find the beautiful brain, you must have it within you or you will taste it not.
And where is Billy-Bob when you need him? I’m pretty sure he would have a shotgun at hand for this onslaught….
A zombie approaches Billy-Bob Gautama saying, “Brains in, brains out.”
Billy-Bob replies, “Lead in, lead out.”, putting his shotgun up to the zombie’s head and pulling the trigger.
Thus, the zombie was enlightened.