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“What you do is who you are.  Also, what you say.  And what you feel.  And what kind of truck you drive.”
– Billy-Bob Gautama

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“Never gamble for more money than the guy with the gun can afford to lose.”
– Billy-Bob Gautama

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“The duck flies up whether you got the shotgun ready or not, so you may as well have it ready.”
– Billy-Bob Gautama

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“Pro-active.  That’s a new word they made up.  It means you’re s’posed to scratch yourself before you start to itch.  Dang.”
– Billy-Bob Gautama

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“When you seek it, you cannot find it; prob’ly cuz you stuck it in that cupboard in the shed and put paint cans in front of it.”
– Billy-Bob Gautama

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“Truth appears  when the mind is empty.  That’s why I sleep so much.”
– Billy-Bob Gautama

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“Listen to the birds in the oak trees.  Watch a sunrise on the prairie.  Taste the air in an open field, at least when it don’t smell like manure.”
– Billy-Bob Gautama

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“When you’re deluded, every statement is an ulcer; when you’re enlightened, every word is wisdom; when you got a blister on your foot, every step’s a bitch.”
– Billy-Bob Gautama

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One day Frankie Dell was talking to Billy-Bob Gautama.  He said, “Goat, how old are you?”  “I’m forty-seven,” said Billy-Bob.  “Now, that can’t be right,” said Frankie.  “Last time I asked you, you said you were forty-seven, and that must have been at least two years ago.”  Billy-Bob shrugged and said, “You think I’d change [...]

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One day Billy-Bob Gautama and a monk were walking through a forest.  As they approached a stream, they saw a pretty young woman standing at the edge.  She explained that she was afraid to cross the stream, and so Billy-Bob picked her up, carried her across, and set her down on the other side.   A [...]

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