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One day Chipmonk Joe and Billy-Bob Gautama were sitting around talking.  The subject of Wasted Willie Borgess came up.  Joe said, “He’s a fucking asshole.”  “Now Chip,” said Billy-Bob, “that’s no way to talk.  You talk about someone like that, the only harm it does is to you.”  “Okay, Goat,” said Joe, “what do YOU [...]

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One day Sam Puckett was hanging out with Billy-Bob Gautama, sitting around drinking beers.  Sam turned on the TV and started flipping channels.  “What’s on?” said Billy-Bob.  “Nothin’,” said Sam.  “Good,” said Billy-Bob.  “Let’s watch that.”

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“There’s lots of parables about a poor man learning to be content to be poor.  That’s cuz most of ‘em were made up by rich folk who were content to be rich.”
– Billy-Bob Gautama

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A great zen teacher came up to Billy-Bob Gautama and said, “I know that today is your birthday, thus I intend to give you a gift.  I give you greatest gift there is: nothing.”  Billy-Bob said, “And the greatest state of the mind is thoughtlessness,” then he hit the teacher over the head with the [...]

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“Care for your truck as if it’ll last a hundred years.  Drive it as if it’ll break down tomorrow.”
– Billy-Bob Gautama

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“The journey is the destination.  As long as you ain’t goin’ nowheres in particular.”
– Billy-Bob Gautama

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A student approached Billy-Bob Gautama and said, “Goat, did you ever think about getting married?”  “Thought about it,” said Billy-Bob.  “Well,” said the student, “how come you didn’t do it?”  “It’s like this,” said Billy-Bob.  “The first woman I thought about marrying was pretty as a prairie sunset, but turned out she was meaner than [...]

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“It takes a big man to admit he’s wrong.  It takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.”
– Billy-Bob Gautama

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“You will feel the truth within you.  Unless it’s just Annabelle’s suet pudding.”
– Billy-Bob Gautama

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“From the broken pickup grows a usable induction coil.”
– Billy-Bob Gautama

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