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As a very young man, Billy-Bob Gautama once went out drinking with Wasted Willie Borgess.  As they were drinking, Billy-Bob said, “Willy, is there any meaning to life?” Willie threw up on Billy-Bob’s shirt.  It was in this way that Billy-Bob achieved Enlightenment.

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When Billy-Bob Gautama was a young man, he met a great teacher, and soon the two of them were engaged in deep conversation about the Manifold Path and the Four Virtues.  As they spoke, the teacher poured beer into Billy-Bob’s glass.  When the glass was full, he kept pouring, and soon the beer spilled onto [...]

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Johnny Bishop was remarking about how Billy-Bob Gautama didn’t have any sort of job.  He said, “Goat, have you ever been offered work?”  “Only once,” said Billy-Bob.  “Other than that, people have been real nice.”

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