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Texas Wisdom #38

August 24th, 2009 by skzb · 10 Comments

“What an amazing thing is the mind!  It begins to work the moment you are born, and goes right on working until you meet a pretty girl.”

– Billy-Bob Gautama

Tags: Steve · Texas Wisdom

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  • 1 JParks // Aug 24, 2009 at 3:31 pm

    Any plans on compiling these into one document? I have told some folks a couple of them, and would love to share them all…

  • 2 skzb // Aug 24, 2009 at 4:54 pm

    Not sure. It does sound kind of fun, but not sure how I’d go about it. Maybe I’ll talk it over with my agent. How many do you think I should have? And I’m glad you’re enjoying them. It just started as a time killer until I could get my LJ feed working again and go back to working on Smith; but it’s sort of taken on a life of it’s own.

  • 3 JParks // Aug 24, 2009 at 6:36 pm

    The BBG snippets are fun…

    I have told the one with the ten shots of Jim Beam to a lot of folks, and it always gets a smile if not a laugh, and I forced the wife to read em all so far, and even Her Dourness liked em. I guess all we could hope for would be that you keep posting em if nothing else.

    And I hate to admit being intellectually lazy, but I really like reading your glosses on tWoN, it makes it seem less daunting…

  • 4 Dougals // Aug 24, 2009 at 7:19 pm

    “Oh what a wondrous thing it is to be a reasoning being, for it allows one to find or make up a reason for anything one is of a mind to do.”
    -Benjamin Franklin

  • 5 AShortt // Aug 25, 2009 at 7:04 am

    Ignorance is bliss.

  • 6 Laramie Sasseville // Aug 25, 2009 at 8:33 am

    It’s not the prettty girls that faze half of us. Just sayin.’

  • 7 JP // Aug 25, 2009 at 7:58 pm

    Damned if this one isn’t spot-on.

    My friends in middle school actually used the word hamartia in conversation about my, ahem, problems in this area.

  • 8 timB // Aug 25, 2009 at 9:53 pm

    God created Eve from Adam. Thus Adam lost Enlightenment.

  • 9 Michael // Aug 28, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    These sort of remind me of Heinlein’s “From the Notebooks of Lazarus Long”, although not all of his were funny.

  • 10 skzb // Aug 28, 2009 at 6:08 pm

    Also, not as many of these were first said by Twain. ;-)

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