One day Preacher Higgens went to see Billy-Bob Gautama. He said, “Goat, I don’t mind you being a Buddhist and all, but I can’t help but wish you were a Christian Buddhist.” “Why, Preacher, that’s just what I am,” said Billy-Bob. “I got a ‘Support our Troops’ bumper sticker, I don’t want Darwin taught in schools, I think women ought to stay home and make babies, and I spend most of my day tellin’ other folk how they ought to live. Now, if that don’t make me a Christian, what does?” Thus Preacher Higgens was Enlightened.
7 responses so far ↓
1 AShortt // Aug 11, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Religion…the greatest gaff of all time.
2 Drive In Fan // Aug 11, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Are you channeling Iron Joe Bob by any chance?
3 skzb // Aug 11, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Can’t say I’m familiar with Iron Joe, but he seems like a righteous fellow.
4 dkl // Aug 11, 2009 at 5:40 pm
It makes him a redneck, but not a Christian. For that he has to diss whatever flavors he ain’t. too.
5 timB // Aug 11, 2009 at 8:36 pm
Is that all it takes to Enlighten preachers? If only the world were so kind…
6 Bawrence // Aug 11, 2009 at 8:45 pm
If it was they’d stifle it, the money’s too good.
7 Laramie Sasseville // Aug 19, 2009 at 5:54 pm
But, Billy Bob, it ain’t Christian to mock the poor man.
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