Sometimes I feel like the paranoid surrounded by the Eskimo family. I want to cry out, “You’re all Inuit together!”
I just had to say it
November 5th, 2008 by skzb · 7 Comments
Tags: Life
Sometimes I feel like the paranoid surrounded by the Eskimo family. I want to cry out, “You’re all Inuit together!”
Tags: Life
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1 Malaheed // Nov 5, 2008 at 5:29 am
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=kvs4bOMv5Xw
2 Majikjon // Nov 5, 2008 at 5:02 pm
That reminds me of the story of the piece of string who walked into a bar.
The bartender refused to serve him and kicked him out, so he contorted his body into as awkward shape as he could manage, and pulled his hair out so it was all shaggy and went back in the bar.
The bartender said “Hey’ you’re that piece of string I just threw out!”
And the piece of string said, “No, I’m a frayed knot.”
3 Dennis // Nov 7, 2008 at 3:25 pm
And the two atoms who ran into each other.
The first one said, “Someone stole one of my electrons.”
The second one said, “Are you sure?”
The first one replied, “Yes. I’m positive.”
4 Dr. Whom // Nov 8, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Karma. There will be retribution.
5 schmwarf // Nov 9, 2008 at 8:43 pm
There’s another bar story in where a skeleton walks into one and asks for a beer and a mop.
6 schmwarf // Nov 9, 2008 at 8:46 pm
That above comment was one of ten I submitted to a pun contest and was hoping that one of them would win.
Unfortunately no pun in ten did.
7 Mary Dell // Nov 11, 2008 at 9:30 am
*slap*
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